- Hey, Otto. Whoa, easy! - Yeah, go for it, Dad. - Excellent. Look, there's our school again. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe! Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire script It's Christmas time in the Simpsons household, and to hide the fact that he didn't get his Christmas bonus, Homer takes a second job as … Hey, there's my dad. There's only one thing we can do: Take advantage of the old guy. Homer's Odyssey. - Who? Wait a minute. Nah. - All right, Dad! Now, class, remember. Now people won't be caught off guard by that little "mm-mmm" in the road. History Talk (0) Comments Share. I am an utter failure, and you'll be better off without me. - Ooh, wouldn't want to run into him in a dark alley. EMBED. And the steams pins turbines that generate energy. I'll just assume you said what I thought I heard you say. "[ Theme ] Mr. I am no supervising technician. Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. - Oh. Episode 1F10 , Season 5 - Aye. Count off. - Same here. - Get this Simpson character up here right now. - How 'bout this? Welcome to the season 1 finale of The Simpsons, Some Enchanted Evening. - You've got the job. -- Homer enjoys some donuts, ``Homer's Odyssey'' He asks if anyone has seen the kids on their field … Berger promised I could come back to my old job anytime I wanted. I. Our lives are at the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them, incompetent boobs. Krabappel! Who is he? Well, it's no secret our city is under siege by a graffiti vandal known as " El Barto. What have I done? Burns-- I said do it! Well, everything. P. You never forget. First initials "I. "Homer's Odyssey" is the third full length episode of The Simpsons, that was first shown on the Fox network on January 21, 1990. Homer searches for a new job without success. Now do it! I'm a big, worthless nothing. Wait a minute. What should I-- Simpson, time's up. Oh, funny you should ask, man. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Book I Athena Inspires the Prince Sing to me of the man, Muse, the man of twists and turns … driven time and again off course, once he had plundered the hallowed heights of Troy. Friends, you have come to depend on me as your safety watchdog so you won't scrape yourself or stub your toes or blow yourselves up. That's Homer Simpson, sir. TV Show Episode Scripts. Directed by Wesley Archer. 01x03 - Homer's Odyssey. You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us, and I'm going to have to live without your respect and awe. - Can I pick the song? just miles from your doorstep Homer Simpson, local resident, has something. - Coffee and maple logs in the lobby. We love you. -- ``Homer's Odyssey'' Homer meanwhile is yacking and scarfing down donuts. Listen to me, ya lousy bum. I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign! I'm up here! I'll just put it where nobody'll find it for a million years. Simpsons Scripts - Springfield! And I say, this stinks! Uh, is I. Narrator: Homer was called the blind poet of Greece. Police artists have a composite sketch of the culprit. Homers Odyssey Created By Matt Groening Developed By James L. BrooksMatt GroeningSam Simon Co-Producers Al JeanMike ReissCo-ProducerLarina Jean AdamsonProduced By Richard Sakai Written By Jay Kogen&Wallace Wolodarsky Directed By Wesley Archer Executive Producers James L. BrooksMatt GroeningSam Simon Starring Dan CastellanetaJulie Kavner Nancy CartwrightYeardley Smith Hank … I'm a technical supervisor. We will tell you about our favorite parts and quotes, some easter eggs in the episode, fun facts and finish it off with a character profile. Mmm. There's a danger in this town that is bigger than all the dips put together. They listened to me. - Hear me out, Simpson! We're radioactive. This guy's got the cleanest shirt I've ever seen. You think you can still do that kind of work? I'll take the job. Duff, the beer that makes the days fly by. He has the crowd in the palm of his hand. Oh, why can't you be more like, uh, uh-- - Us, Mrs. - Oh, hi, girls. - Oh, Homer, I am so proud of you. I've had just about enough of your tomfoolery. I can't let Marge support the family. You mean, you're willing to give up a good job and a raise just for your principles? Homer and Apu script After getting food poisoning from eating Kwik-E-Mart food, Homer gets Apu fired, and Apu comes to stay with the Simpsons. Very little is known about him, but his transcended genius is vividly impressed upon his works. Dear family. Not even close. Mmm. - Homer Simpson! I don't care who I have to face. Da, da, da, da, da, da. Homer gets fired for causing another accident at the nuclear plant, and almost commits suicide. Many cities of men he saw and learned their minds, Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed councilmen, boys and girls, retired people with nothing better to do. Oh, I'm a little low on funds. Loaf time, the cable network for the unemployed. Edit. Article bookmarked. Time: 19:43] Contributors - Wow. Please try not to shake the seat like that. [ Chorus ] If anyone has any information, please contact us immediately. Hey. Ah, what a great family, but come on. From celebrity cameos to musical moments, from hidden jokes to insane trivia, this is the essential companion to golden age of The Simpsons. The Simpsons; Season 1 Episode 03 Overall 03 Air Date January 21, 1990 Previous episode Bart the Genius: Next episode There's No Disgrace Like Home: This transcript isn't tidy! Hey, everyone! Cool. -Of course we're hot. By the time you read this, I will be in my watey grave. Homer! - One, two, three. Of course, I'd have a lot less of those free minutes if you gave me the job. That's it, Bart. On this page you will find the solution to Singer in Homer’s “Odyssey” crossword clue crossword clue. There must be some beer here somewhere. Next on the agenda. Uh-oh. I'm young, I'm able-bodied and I'll take anything! I swear I'm going to slice your heart in half. Ah, haven't seen anything like it since Jolson. Dad, eat something. Good to see ya. I'll be right back. I don't think you're ever gonna get another job and be able to pay me back. - Hi, Daddy. But you can't depend on me all your life. - I'll get to work, but first I have to say good-bye to some friends. I'm Smilin'joe Fission, your atomic tour guide to the strange and exciting world of nuclear power. - What does incompetent mean? - No, sorry. - The other-- - All in favor? The Simpsons 1F14 - Homer Loves Flanders Episode Script. Nothing's easy. I think we should put a stop sign at " D" Street and 12th. - No. - Proud? The rods make the water so hot it boils. - Ah, I don't know. Here's a good job at the fireworks factory. They took Bart Simpson to the graveyard Oh, yeah, and every locomotive that comes rollin' by - Bart. I don't know what else to do. Hey, Ottoman. I think after all these years I deserve an explanation. A few measly cents. - Mmm, what the hey. The Simpsons Collectables F.D. Stay here. Hey, you idiot! Your first duty will be to step out on the balcony and tell that crowd this plant is safe. Bart and his class takes a field trip to the Springfield Power Plant. Someone ought to put a stop sign here. Any new tattoos, Otto? I have just been appointed the new safety inspector at this very plant with a big, fat raise! The episode was written by Jay Kogen and Wallace Wolodarsky and was the first Simpsons script to be completed, although it was the third episode produced. - Homer! Synopsis: This lavish small-screen adaptation of Homer's ancient epic--replete with Maltese and Turkish locations, state-of-the-art special effects, and many bronzed muscles gleaming with sweat--chronicles the voyage home of a Trojan hero, Odysseus King of Ithaca, and includes many more scenes of his faithful, beautiful wife Penelope dodging leering suitors at home than Homer ever composed! 3 Homer's Odyssey (The Simpsons) Mrs. Krabappel takes Bart's class on a field trip to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, where everybody watches as Homer crashes an electric cart into a cooling vent and is fired. There were even a few doozies no one ever found out about. Homer! - Moe's Tavern. I can only leave you with the words my father gave me: "Stand tall, have courage and never give up. Homer’s Odyssey is a hilarious, intelligent and in-depth analysis of the greatest show on earth. But, sir, if truth be known, I actually caused more accidents around here than any other employee. This morning I woke up with this one. Homer beats his chest for a moment, and it finishes. Just a good, honest American who opposes wrongdoing and especially carelessness wherever they occur. Oh, I think I'll have another-- Oops. Homer! Simpson? Now get to work! Gee, this guy's desk sure is big. You know, Homer, you've always been such a good provider, but when we got married, Mr. Come on, Simpson. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? If you have any other question or need extra help, please feel free to contact us or use the search box/calendar for any clue. We all know the tragic story of the young man who stuck his arm out the window and had it ripped off by a big truck coming in the other direction. Oh, okay. This episode was the third to be produced, despite being the first to be written. You gotta sign my report card, Dad. I don't care who I have to fight. My boy's supposed to be here any second on a field trip. -Smilin' Joe Fission. Well, I've been thinking too. We all know this is small potatoes. Oh, no. Homer. Bart! Sure. Let me count and make sure. I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again. The Simpsons Instant Video. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. I don't want you to come back as a technical supervisor or supervising technician or whatever the hell you used to do. Comin' through! " It's just like riding a bicycle. I don't know, but I know someone who does. Police Chief Wiggum will give us an update on our graffiti problem. They know how to behave. My grand momma loves to read these on the potty. So, now you know the whole true story of nuclear energy, our no longer misunderstood friend. Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. This clue was last seen on October 27 2020 on New York Times’s Crossword. Party hardy was tardy. Safety? The Simpsons: Homer's Odyssey Script 6/15/89 Item Preview remove-circle Share or Embed This Item. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Homer%27s_Odyssey?oldid=147597. Oh, hi, boy! I need money! Homer searches for a new job without success. The only reason I'm telling you this is I'm going to be leaving you. Dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show. No problem. - Do you think you can cover me just this once? Hey. Burns. - Gee, Dad's a hero. - I'm fine. Some Assembly Required (The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes), Sister Act (ALVINNN!!! That's okay. Not till you're 14, my little friend. Bart, sit down. - I'm talking about that. He's tough to catch. Homer! Huh. I want one. It was written by Jay Kogen and Wallace Wolodarsky and was the first Simpsons script to be completed, although it was the third episode produced. In an additional story, Homer is Odysseus, the hero of the ancient epic poem the Iliad and Odyssey by the 8th-century B.C. Out of work? 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